{"id":226,"date":"2012-03-13T12:31:26","date_gmt":"2012-03-13T19:31:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/carolineadejong.com\/?p=226"},"modified":"2012-03-13T12:31:26","modified_gmt":"2012-03-13T19:31:26","slug":"the-bachelor-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/carolineadejong.com\/?p=226","title":{"rendered":"“The Bachelor” Rant"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got to thinking about \u201cThe Bachelor.\u201d Yeah, that reality television show. I love it. But I didn\u2019t love this season\u2019s finale. I have to rant about it, you see; I\u2019m quite unimpressed. Ben Flajnik, first of all, was one of the most boring bachelors in the show\u2019s history. His personality is about as developed as a stuffed animal. My personal favorite bachelor? Andrew Firestone. But enough about the attractiveness of Andrew Firestone.<\/p>\n

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In last night\u2019s finale, Ben did the unthinkable. He chose Courtney Robertson as his final pick. Courtney is crazy. She was hostile to the girls throughout the show, stripped down to her skivvies twice, and touched her hair more often than she spoke\u2026 which was too much. Ben knew that Courtney was rude and had two distinct personalities, yet he still chose her as his final pick. And he proposed! I guess Ben got what he deserved. He\u2019s a moron. Here\u2019s to hoping that Emily Maynard, the next bachelorette, isn\u2019t so moronic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I got to thinking about \u201cThe Bachelor.\u201d Yeah, that reality television show. I love it. But I didn\u2019t love this season\u2019s finale. I have to rant about it, you see; I\u2019m quite unimpressed. Ben Flajnik, first of all, was one … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":115,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/carolineadejong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/carolineadejong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/carolineadejong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/carolineadejong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/carolineadejong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/carolineadejong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":227,"href":"http:\/\/carolineadejong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions\/227"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/carolineadejong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/carolineadejong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/carolineadejong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/carolineadejong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}